Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
tell me about the fingering
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