I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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