Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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