Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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