He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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