We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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