He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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