You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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