Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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