just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Randomize