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She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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