I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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