when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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