My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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