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Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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