I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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