Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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