Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Farmville is her only friend.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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