Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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