i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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