She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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