If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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