Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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