I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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