i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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