dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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