i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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