Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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