Are we in a gay sports bar?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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