it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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