i think my mom watched the whole time
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Randomize