it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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