Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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