No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Randomize