butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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