he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
only you would photoshop your dick
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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