just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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