Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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