thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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