Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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