Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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