It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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