Soap is not a condiment
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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