Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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