My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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