oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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