just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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