He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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