I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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