There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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